Jack vs The Fish Army: Book 1 - The Lake Has Rules Kindle Edition

They were supposed to catch fish. The fish had other plans.Jack thought a week at the lake with Dad would be boring. Maybe relaxing. Definitely simple. Rod. Worm. Fish. Done.He was spectacularly wrong.The fish aren't just fish. They're an ARMY. They have formations. Ranks. A scarred, ancient catfish commander who runs the lake like a military base. They have a Splash Salute that sounds like thunder. And they have absolutely zero interest in being caught.Dad doesn't take this well. His response involves duct tape, leaf blowers, bungee cords, shop vacuums, and a series of increasingly ambitious machines that each fail more gloriously than the last.But when something MASSIVE stirs in the deep water — something with teeth, no rules, and no respect for formations — everything changes. The Fish Army isn't taunting anymore. They're scared. And the enemy Jack spent all week fighting might be the only ally he has against the thing in the dark.Jack vs. The Fish Army is a wildly funny, surprisingly heartfelt middle-grade adventure about courage, teamwork, and discovering that the things you fight hardest might be the things worth protecting most.Perfect for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid, The Last Kids on Earth, Dog Man, and anyone who's ever suspected the fish were watching back. Read more